You know, for someone who's been dead, er, I mean, missing, for almost 2000 years, Jesus has suddenly become quite busy. In the year 2000, he began to entertain more aggressive marketing schemes, and heeding advice from overpaid consultants, decided to open a theme park. Sadly, Jesusland closed a few weeks after it opened, as the death toll from the attractions during that time rivaled the amount slain during the entire Inquisition.

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